It's after midnight, and I'm feeling slightly loopy. Therefore, this will be a blog of completely random statements and questions:
1--Why are all the new cleaners available in ORANGE? Since when do oranges clean so well? Last time I checked, my mother wasn't on the floor, scrubbing the tiles with orange slices...
2--Hospitals are all painted in various shades of vomit. Green vomit. Pink vomit. Blue vomit. It's enough to make you want to throw up...hence the large number
of convenient bed pans.
3--When did Seasame Street start being sponsered by double digit numbers (ie. "brought to you by the number 22, rather than the number 7")? Is this a sign of my impending descent into middle age? And what happens when they realize they've gone through the alphabet 4000 times -- will they switch to Chinese characters?
4--Old people (senior citizens, the nearly dead, whatever you want to call them) give me more road rage than any other demographic group. At the age of 70, everyone should be given a free bus pass with the words SUCK IT UP plastered on the back.
And on those ridiculous notes, I'm off.
