Sun, Nov
14
2004

Uncontrollable Farting

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Yes, you read that right. Instead of going to see a movie this past evening, I spent an enjoyable evening at a Mexican restaurant. The food was superb…

…the after-effects were diabolical. I’m going to have to fumigate my car! Damn Hernando’s and its spicy beans! I should have stuck with ice water, not a pint of Keiths, which only added my chemical discombobulation!

To top it all off, there was homeward-bound diversion on Highway 401…which conincided with the exact moment I had to pee. It was one of those evenings…but I had a great time. smile

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