Yes…civilization is coming to an end, ladies and gentlemen.
The morals of our society are disintegrating…and we’re all going to be turned into pillars of salt, because we can’t stop watching the degredation.
But now, the final sign of the end times is upon us. Brace yourselves for the revelation…
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY!!!
…Sound of crickets chirping…
Stop laughing, you evil people. It’s true! The American Family Association says so!
…Sound of MORE crickets chirping…
Ok…you can keep laughing.
Thank god for distractions like Battlestar Galactica (see this week’s REVIEW, below), or else I’d go postal, following this insanity daily.
Remember when news actually meant news? Sigh…
