My eyes still hurt, and I’m getting used to a powerful (if stylish) pair of new glasses. In celebration of my bitchy mood, here’s a list of things I couldn’t care less about in today’s news:
1—The Pope will miss his Sunday blessing.
So what…is he going to be fired or something?
2—Japan reports its 15th case of mad cow disease.
I could make some sort of twisted joke…but I’ll let you, dear reader, do it for me. You can even email it to me if you like…
3—The Academy Awards are on tomorrow night.
Ok, I may actually watch this…but I’m deluded tonight. You shouldn’t take my word for it…
