1—I am a Cocker Spaniel!
No really. I took the test at this site, and it said so.
Are you saying that the internet LIES? Hmm…
2—The shuttle Discovery has returned home, safe and sound. No Columbia-type destruction. The manned-space exploration program will continue…
…until George W. Bush figures out away to use it to invade the Moon, or Mars, or Vulcan, when we discover it…
3—Todd Bertuzzi has been re-instated by the NHL.
Just goes to show that sucker-punching someone, breaking their neck, and pleading guilty to assult, will never be a roadblock to fame and fortune. God bless the rich and powerful.
