I did. Twice this morning, and twice yesterday.
Now, before all your suspicions about me are confirmed, all of this is the result of my purchase of AXE body spray…and the scent I chose is touch.
That’s right…touch.
What does touch smell like? Good question…
While we’re on the subject, what the hell do the scents Apollo, Kilo, and Phoenix smell like? What the hell are they trying to sell?!?
Kilo??? Do weights and measures have a scent? Will Apollo make you smell like a god with a deep sun tan? As for Phoenix, perhaps you’ll smell like a bird resurrecting from a rotting corpse!
They also have Tsunami (will I smell like a devestated South Asian nation???), Orion (because even constellations smell!!!) and Voodoo (bringing the delights of human sacrifice and mind altering drugs to a spray can near you!).
This rant has been brought to you by AXE bodspray…with a website that doesn’t seem interested in advertising this ridiculous product! No doubt they’re working on a line of female scents…menopause, or bitch, or something equally descriptive!
By the way…Touch smells like melon. Oh joy!
