Word to the wise…
Never drink an entire 2L bottle of Diet Coke before bed time — you’ll not fall asleep until well after 1am, and when the alarm rings, you’ll be forcibly dragged out of the land of Nod by your short hairs!
So here I am, summoning up enough strength to say tune in tomorrow, when I’ll be much more coherent and try for something more witty than this pathetic screed…
