Fri, Sep
30
2005

It's Fall...but how intelligent IS falling?

It’s getting colder.

I’m becoming very lazy — I should pull the air conditioner out of my front window, but I’m procrastinating/lethargic/waiting-until-it-snows

OK…I’ll do it next week.

Speaking of fall, in regards to yesterday’s mini-rant about Intelligent Design (ie. freaky creationism in sheep’s clothing), my friend Erin alerted me to another replacement theory for all things scientific, courtesy of those intelligent people at The Onion.

Because the theory of gravity is simply a theory, and conflicts with quantam mechanics, there must be another explantion for that dropping-to-the-ground phenomenon we experience.

Ladies and gentlemen…I present you with Intelligent Falling: God is constantly pushing down on people!

There’s even a Wikipedia entry! Seriously!

There’s always a simple explanation…if you’re vacuous and insipid enough to believe it…

For further mocking, please visit this cartoon here. smile

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