This week, I’m going to begin offering pearls of wisdom from my new bible: NEW RULES, by Bill Maher. I believe everyone should be exposed to his deep, ridiculously-funny-yet-extremely-pointed comments (though I’ll ignore the occasionally profane bit of wisdom). Therefore, for your consideration, here is the first installment:
NEW RULE: JET BLUE
After the plane lands, airlines must stop saying “Thank you for choosing us.” There is no choosing anymore. I took the only flight that left within 8 hours of where I wanted to go, by the only airline that went there. Nobody chooses Southwest — Southwest chooses you. If I need to be in Spokane, Washington, by tomorrow morning, I either take the flight I’m given, or I mail myself in a Fed-Ex box.
