(1) Continue to suffer from swollen glands…that are receding as slowly as is slowly possible! VERY slowly! It is the very definition of slow. Snails are breeding faster than my glands are reducing!
(2) Have your planned social night (lots of geeky happy Doctor Who viewing!) ruined because your guest’s car decides to have a complete breakdown/meltdown/anxiety attack involving much petrol leakage. Cars are the most vile of man’s creations — they must be vilified!
(3) Search five different drug stores for your preferred brand of contact lens solution…only to discover than NONE OF THEM seem to carry it anymore! Stamp feet in menacing Godzilla fashion! Mutter and rage to yourself as customers in various Shoppers Drug Mart locations observe you — pity and revulsion on their faces — as you purchase a new product, and give it a try.
Welcome to March Break. Might as well start it with a sigh…
