As the Middle East seems determined to drag the entire world into the hell-hole of armed conflict — especially today — I think something is needed to take our minds off the explosions of the last few days…if only for a little while.
Thankfully, those fearless, wacky reporters at The Onion have come through, with an important, breaking news story:
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
KANSAS CITY, KS - As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held “theory of gravity” is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of “intelligent falling”.
GO HERE to read the rest…if you can stop yourself from laughing too hard. 
