Some things in life MUST be shared…and here’s a bit of sharing, courtesy of our intrepid reporters at The Onion:
BUSH: “History Cannot Judge Me If I End It Soon”
September 7, 2006
WASHINGTON, DC - Despite, or perhaps because of, rising fuel prices, the unpopularity of the U.S. presence in Iraq, and mounting legal problems surrounding his administration, President Bush informed his Cabinet Monday that he is unworried about his place in history, White House sources said. “I’m telling you, pretty soon some things are going to develop so that I won’t have history to worry about any longer,” Bush said. “History may be written by the winners, but it doesn’t get written at all if all of human language is lost in, say, fire storms, right? So I can still get off the hook.” Although troubles faced by his presidency have been relatively recent, sources said they believed Bush’s plan had been put into motion long before he had even taken office.
