Thu, Oct
19
2006

HELP! I'm suffocating and I can't get up!

So…Stephen (the invertebrate scum-sucker) Harper’s government has introduced a new Clean Air Act – their answer to the Kyoto Protocol.

Hmm…let’s examine some of the incredibly stupid highlights:

1–By 2011, there will possibly be a rule to make industry cut more emissions, but the government won’t say by how much…

2–Under the proposed bill, there would be no hard caps on greenhouse gas emissions until 2020 or 2025!

3–The government will seek to cut emissions by 45 to 65 per cent by 2050!!!

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2050?

As in TWO THOUSAND FIFTY? Forty-four years from now??

Why in the name of hell should I have to wait until I’m 76 YEARS OLD to breathe the type of air I was breathing before 1990? Will any of us be left to REACH such an age? The Rapture is more likely to occur before this happens!

Perhaps…it has something to do with the fact that everyone accountable for this ridiculous plan will be DEAD by that point…and they can’t face the consequences!

Perhaps…if we cut greenhouse emissions any sooner, Environment Minister Rona Ambrose’s million-dollar hairdo might lose some of its puffy/glossy glory without the artificial chemicals in the air!

Either way, we’re doomed. Once again, Canada’s right-wing nut-hutch comes through…putting the MORON in moronic.

Bring on that Rapture!

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