I discovered today that someone has labelled me “communistic”.
What the hell does THAT mean? (* ahem * I know what it means, but how does that apply in this case?)
Luckily, I remembered that I have that inter-web-thinggy at my fingertips…and thanks to the industriuous people at Dictionary.com, I have my answer. It would appear that this person believes I fall under one of the following:
–noun
1—(initial capital letter) a member of the Communist party or movement.
2—an advocate of communism.
3—a person who is regarded as supporting politically leftist or subversive causes.
4—(usually initial capital letter) a Communard.
–adjective
5—(initial capital letter) of or pertaining to the Communist party or to Communism.
6—pertaining to communists or communism.
Hmm…well…let’s offer this person my three point response to their assessment of me:
1—You really don’t know me.
2—You really, REALLY don’t know me.
3—Politicial Science seems to be missing (and presumed dead) from your resume.
4—You are clinically insane…and possibly smell of cat pee.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, comrades, I’m late for tonight’s meeting of the politburo, and my Maoist nehru jacket is at the cleaners… 
GO LENIN!
