(1) Yesterday’s Federal Budget — What did it give me?
It gave me…and every other young, single, wage-earning Canadian…SQUAT! In other words, I expected nothing less from our gobshite Prime Minister.
Moving on…
(2) The accountant called and told me my tax return is complete…and what is the amount of my refund?
Just a shade over $3.00 — gotta love this country of ours.
Moving on…
(3) Once again, our friends at THE ONION provide us with their unique take on world news:
“Well, YOU try to reconstruct Iraq,” says U.S. Defensive Dept.
WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to recent criticism of reconstruction efforts in Iraq, the U.S. Defensive Department released a statement to the public Monday suggesting that perhaps they could do better, since they’re obviously so smart.
“Well, it looks like you American people have figured it all out, then,” the statement read in part. “There’s no need for the old government to do anything, because the citizens know just how to handle this whole reconstruction-of-Iraq thing. Well, go ahead! If it’s so simple, and if you’re so smart, then what’s stopping you? Come on.”
“Oh, gosh!” the statement continued. “Wait! It looks like Iraq is a whole big country! And it seems that someone just fought a war there, to oust a despotic regime! So, gee, this might take a while, huh?”
The rest of this delightful screed can be found HERE…enjoy. 
