Thu, Jun
7
2007

Thursday Tiddly-Bits

(1) There is a massive pain in my neck…a knot of gordian proportions that is making head turning a complicated affair at the moment. Thank god there is A535 in the house, or else I’d be in serious trouble…

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(2) If you manage to get past the wailing lamentations of Canadian hockey fans, please note the following…

Thanks to the early demise of the Ottawa Senators (cough-choke-cough) in the NHL playoffs, Doctor Who will actually begin THIS MONDAY (June 11th) at 8pm on CBC, with the airing of The Runaway Bride. Every cloud has a silver lining…and a blue police box…

(3) Paris Hilton — the woman who is famous for simply being famous — has traded in her drunk driving jail sentence for an ankle bracelet and house arrest.

Why? Apparently due to an undisclosed medical reason…though I’m betting it’s more a result of the condition that (a) she’s rich, (b) her well-connect parents are rich, (c) prosecutors and judges are easily blinded by celebrity, and (d) as a non-normal person, she shouldn’t be expected to suffer the same way the rest of us would suffer! We’re no where near as hot as the princess of vacuousness.

Well Paris, not being a vindictive sort of man, I hope you recover quickly. Let’s hope it isn’t serious…crabs, or herpes, or something… ;-)