It’s back to school, and after two days, it’s going rather…meh. Things that aren’t helping include:
(1) Tomorrow, someone very close to me will be getting some medical news. I hope everyone who reads this will offer a prayer/keep their fingers crossed…because I could really REALLY use some good news right about now…and the anxiety is hammering away at my soul like a mad drummer.
(2) The return to work has messed up my bio-rythmns beyond all recognition. I feel as if I’m swimming through a cesspool of broken synaptic links and half-formed thoughts. Please please PLEASE give me sleep tonight…
And yet, in the midst of all this chaos, the world offers aburdities galore…absurdities I MUST comment on:
(1) The government of Ontario doesn’t use ennumerators anymore to assemble election voters lists…they send REVISING AGENTS!
I’ve been REVISED! Oooo-eee-ooo! (Keep your “is he going insane” comments to yourself…)
(2) The government is also proposing a new February holiday called Family Day.
That’s right…FAMILY DAY!
No imagination…just syrup. Syrup so thick and sweet and cloying that the Cleaver family would die from toxic shook simply by LOOKING at the phrase!
Try again, bozos!
