I’m a big man. Sometimes I wear brighter colour tones to work.
Sometimes, I also forget my Tide pen…and on those days, my klutz gene (in conjunction with a large double-double of Tim Horton’s coffee) can go into overdrive. The results are never EVER funny!
Not EVER!
That said, I checked out a horoscope from a couple weeks ago, when my last coffee-klutz combo manifested itself, and imagine my surprise when I read the following…
GEMINI - May 21st to June 21st
You shall drink from the fountain of wisdom this week, repeatedly missing your big dumb mouth, and completely soaking your ridiculous shirt.
I need to visit The Onion and have an ironic laugh more often. :D
