On a day when I lectured about the constitutional differences between ourselves and our neighbour to the south, I received a unique gift to cap off the day.
Just now, I watched a pundit on the CBC News Network tell Mark Kelly that:
(1) Stats Canada doesn’t report sexual assault rates against women, because it would indicate that they occur at a rate 2.5 times that of the United States…
AND…
(2) …if women in Canada had EASIER ACCESS TO GUNS, these sexual assaults would happen less…because they would be able to DEFEND THEMSELVES!!!
EASIER ACCESS TO GUNS!!!
A male Canadian has suggested that more women arm themselves like GI JANE in order to stop sexual assaults!!!
HAVE MORE GUNS!!! That’s the solution! HAVE MORE GUNS!!!
Women can protect themselves by BLOWING OFF THE NUTS of their attackers! Why didn’t we think of this sooner!?!?
While we’re at it, let’s bring back the firing squad! Violent Chuck Norris-approved death sentences will drive down the murder rate…right?
Right…?
Hey, I have a bright idea! Let’s arm BEARS as well…like this:
There are rare moments when I’m rendered speechless…a complete & total loss for words. THIS is one of those times…
