Wed, Mar
17
2010

The Ridiculous...and The Ridiculously Awesome

(1) LET’S START WITH A NEW LEVEL OF RIDICULOUS…

Chris Jarvis of Southend, England, says wearing his hood up is his religious right.

The subscriber to the Jedi Faith — from the Star Wars fictional universe — was asked to remove his hood in a Southend Jobcentre recently, reports the U.K.’s Daily Mail.

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But instead of using the Force to convince staff they didn’t really want him to comply with the dress code, Jarvis alleged he was being discriminated against.

“I am a Star Wars follower. It means following the way of the Jedi,” Jarvis told the Daily Mail. “The main reason is I want to wear my hood up and I have got a religion which allows me to do that.

“Someone with their own religious views is allowed to wear what their religion says the Sikhs are able to carry a great big dagger. My religion allows me to wear my hood.”

The father of three wrote Jobcentre Plus to complain of the incident. They sent him back an apology letter.

“We as an organization have a duty of care to both customers and staff, therefore for security reasons we ask customers to remove their hoods. I have spoken to member staff and it was not their intention to offend your beliefs,” the letter says.

Despite the apology, Jarvis intends to sue, the Daily Mail reports.

In a 2001 census, about 30,000 people in the U.K. listed Jedi as their religion, making it the fourth most popular belief system in the country.

In the 2001 Canadian census, 20,000 people identified as followers of the Jedi faith.

Other English-speaking countries saw similar numbers. A widespread Internet campaign helped spark the Jedi census phenomenon.

Ok…so I’m of two minds on this…event.

One…Chris Jarvis of Southend needs a swift kick to the ass…or wherever his centre of reality & cognition might be residing at the present moment.

Two…if I start wearing my David Tennant costume coat from Halloween — everywhere I go — does that mean I can sue for anti-Time Lord discrimination if I’m asked to leave a public building because of it?

If the settlement is five figures or more, it might be worth it…


(2) MORE RIDICULOUSNESS

Watching WLU students begin St. Patrick’s Day drinking parties…on their front lawns…at 10am!

With hoses!!!

I used to believe drinking Diet Coke in the morning was radical. How 20th century of me…

I’m either too old for my own good…or society’s plug hole is about to fill up at warp speed.


(3) AND NOW…THE RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME!

Were you aware that the name of the acting-President of Nigeria is: Goodluck Jonathan?

Goodluck BLOODY Jonathan!!!

BEST…NAME…EVER!

And I’m willing to bet that he would NEVER sully his ridiculously awesome name with the prefix of “jedi“…