- March 14, 2004
Is there a village in Russia missing an intellectual? All the idiots are spoken for...
- April 14, 2004
Musings on Hate in the World
- May 12, 2004
Be fruitful and multiply
- July 9, 2004
The past will always haunt you
- August 16, 2004
So much for Olympic ideals
- August 19, 2004
There isn't a hole big enough...
- August 21, 2004
In today's Olympic update...
- August 25, 2004
Agony & Ecstasy Overdrive
- December 27, 2004
A Terrifying Power
- December 28, 2004
I have no words
- December 28, 2004
The horrifying view from above
- December 30, 2004
The Earth itself shifted
- January 9, 2005
God making waves in the bathtub (...now STOP ALL THIS SILLINESS!)
- January 26, 2005
Insulting the Brezhnev of the Vactian
- February 4, 2005
Not yet...but sooner than you think!
- February 24, 2005
God calling the Pope: Come home! You're right wing paradise is waiting for you!
- March 18, 2005
I guess Corsicans aren't real French persons
- April 8, 2005
Meh @ The Pope
- April 18, 2005
The Papal Conclave...a Doctor Who metaphor? Hmm...
- May 13, 2005
Oh, for (LITERALLY) God's Sake!
- June 2, 2005
Fly the unfriendly skies
- July 7, 2005
The Agony
- July 21, 2005
Strange Morning
- July 25, 2005
Yes, it was a tragedy, but...
- July 28, 2005
Unprecedented
- September 22, 2005
Educating Rita
- November 23, 2005
The Inquisition starts at midnight...
- February 7, 2006
It's not a "clash of civilizations"...it's the WAR ON REASON!
- March 11, 2006
Will anyone miss him?
- March 20, 2006
THE ONION is still worth your time!
- March 22, 2006
Someone wake me up and tell me we're NOT living in the 16th Century!
- April 11, 2006
He's going...going...and bitching about a recount!
- June 18, 2006
It's events like this that give you hope for humanity's future...
- July 17, 2006
Canadian Foreign Affairs: How many dumb-asses can possibly work for the same department?
- August 14, 2006
What Me Worry
- August 17, 2006
From the mouths of babes...
- August 24, 2006
Looks like we spoke too soon!
- September 7, 2006
History is written by WHO again?
- September 21, 2006
I never thought I'd be defending George W. Bush, but...
- January 19, 2007
The Revolution MUST Be Labelled
- February 26, 2007
"Hey Jesus...can you spare a cup of stem cells?"
- August 31, 2007
Good night, sweet princess
- January 3, 2008
Bleak World
